The Poppy Family: “What Can The Matter...
I Don't Care About Your Band: Press
Jezebel “A Dating Book We Can Get Behind; Julie Klausner’s I Don’t Care About Your Band is the anti-Marry Him — a celebration of self-love in the face of laughably bad dudes.” Huffington Post Feature “Whenever culture isn’t being controlled by enough gay people or Jewish people, I always get nervous.” The Believer I wrote the “Sedaratives”...
Meryl Streep as the Original Manic Pixie Girl at... →
One of the rules of my It’s Complicated drinking game is that you have to drink every time Meryl tosses her head back and laughs throatily. And you have to do a shot every time she wears croissant dough like a beard.
I've got my checkbook out already! →
Natasha, Emily, Tyler & Choire: You guys took a shit week and turned it into sassafras. xoxo
The Literary Manboys of New York City →
I think Bravo’s going to pass on this series. But I loved reading Doree’s treatment!
“Mansplaining” Critique Really Upsets Men, Who Are... →
Lucy! You’ve got some mansplaining to do!
I don’t know if this is a “shouty” or “whispery” post because I’m using proper capitalization in tandem with run-on sentences, but I fell asleep at 10 because I was SO TIRED, and woke up at 4 because my land line was ringing with some oddball robot-beeping on the other end when I picked up instead of the news of a loved one’s death, so I had that going for...
I totally had both VANITY FUR and CATMOPOLITAN →
"Coolest. Guy. Ever." →
Why do I have a sinking feeling that TMZ doesn’t know what “cool” means?
Lowbrow & Brilliant →
The best quadrant.
Sling Blog - Kitty Kelley To Release an... →
Jesse: “This is life altering. Clearly this message needs to be spread at suicide wards, because patients will hang on long enough to read it BECAUSE IT IS THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!”
Here is my snappy comeback to my physical...
“Yeah, well. Anxiety can also alleviate exercise.” ZING! That’ll teach her to help me feel better! Now, where are COOKIES?
Me: Jack wants me to "stop talking about" Heidi Montag's face.
Tara: Good luck, Jack!
Here is a Thing I Just Said To My Cat
(After she turned around & knocked a Poland Spring bottle off my desk): “Smiley, you have to be cognizant of your tail.”
TV star Montel Williams' two kids Montel and... →
That’ll teach him to name one of his kids after a flavor of Orbit gum, and the other after the worst person ever. [Via]
Movies I Have Walked Out Of, by Julie Klausner | The Awl
“Comedy writers are, on the whole, a troubled lot. Funny people drink too much. They squander their money. They use drugs. They’re prone to depression, insomnia and mental illness, to tumultuous relationships and serial divorces. So when Letterman recently confessed that he’d slept with members of his staff and was the subject of a blackmail attempt it only made comedy writers love him...
Cat Napkin Ring | Significant Objects →
Please read my story and bid on this very Upper West Side cat napkin ring at Significant Objects; all proceeds go to 826 National.
Ted Leo covers “Joey” by Concrete...
Oddest "Memba Her?!" TMZ subject I've seen in some... →
Captain Stupid. →
Your Barfable Leno Moment by Paul Reiser →
This list could be a single item: "Listen to... →
"Sal can't speak English" →
Rolling Stones: “Bitch”
Oh, Hello: Yoga with Mona Mimosa Julie plays Upper West Side temptress/yoga instructor Mona Mimosa alongside Nick Kroll and John Mulaney’s hilarious “Oh, Hello” characters.
More purging of archival things at 3 AM EST! Hang on tight, y’all! I am almost done. Not almost Nora Dunn! I wish.
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I Don’t Care About Your Band at Barnes & Noble - Lincoln Triangle, New York NY Please attend my book reading on: Tuesday February 9th 7:30 PM Barnes & Noble Lincoln Triangle 1972 Broadway @ 66th Street Ahoy!