May 2010
42 posts
"Gashtar"-Related Service Announcement
People—esp. straight dudes—who rip into “Sex and the City 2” with the full throttle vitriol, teeth and fangs of somebody trying to take down an empire don’t realize they look like dusty old Connecticut tea-sippers ranting and raving about how stupid “The Flintstones” is.
“SATC2” is the one feature-length cartoon somehow gayer than “The...
“Well, Samantha’s ex, Smith, had a photo shoot there for this movie he did,...”
– Me explaining to Jack how the stars of “Gashtar” wound up in Abu Dhabi
Questions for John Waters - The Tastemaker -... →
JW will never not be my idol.
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"Sex & the City 2" Backlash Inspires Our List of 5... →
Or, “Hey, guys! It’s NOT FOR YOU.”
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17 Facebook Replies To "Who Are You Taking With... →
Truth in Comedy! Also, in case you are wondering, I’m taking Holly.
Hear Liza Minnelli Cover ‘Single Ladies’ --... →
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The Golden State - by Laraine Newman →
Dear All Humans: I met Laraine Newman! She took me to a burger place in LA! Here is proof.
Dear Human Residents of Los Angeles: You should go to the burger place Laraine recommends in her piece because it’s fantastic.
Dear Dogs: Hello, dogs! You are all doing a great job. DO NOT CHANGE A THING ABOUT YOURSELVES.
Love, Julie
LOL, Regretsy →
Sling Blog - 5 Things From Last Night's "Real... →
1. “I thought you were your own woman” —Danielle, leaving Jacqueline a voicemail
Despite whatever illusion of resolution existed after last season’s reunion show, it turns out the rift between Danielle and the Manzo family plus Teresa CAN indeed be mined for more drama, if only because it must. In this episode, Jacqueline sends Danielle’s daughter Christine a bouquet...
Ohai, new style icon →
Save The Manatee Club Oil Spill Alert →
If you want to model your Tuesday morning after mine for some reason, start by eating ham out of the package for breakfast. Then, watch last night’s RHONJ online and send an emergency donation to the Save The Manatee fund. Apparently, there are “tar balls” in The Keys by now, and that’s all I can say without crying, though my emotions may or may not have to do...
I’m at the Lobster Roll in the Hamptons and the celebrity quotes on their placemats could all be catcalls.
“Love ya!”
—Mariah Carey
“Yeah!!”
—Kathleen Turner
“Great Crab Cakes.”
—Tony Roberts
WatchHere’s me reacting to the “Letters to Juliet” trailer in real time. Spaghetti!
katiecoyle:
Track 13 on the Sex and the City 2 soundtrack is “Sunrise, Sunset,” as performed by the Sex and the City Men’s Choir. Seriously.
I didn’t think it was possible for me to be more excited about Gashtar than I already was. And now, FIDDLER is involved?
“Why’d you have to go and make things so Tevye-cated?”
—Avril
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Flicked Off: "Please Give," or, Pity Is Different... →
Tyler and Me: At the Movies!
Coming Soon: The "JAP" Answer To Jersey Shore -... →
bthny:
The stereotype undoubtedly has anti-Semitic undertones, but when it’s used within the Jewish community as elsewhere, it can function as a cudgel against women who are considered too loud or too demanding. Spoiled economic dependency is tacked onto this. In other words, you don’t need to buy or be able to afford a $27,000 prom dress to qualify, although it helps. Really, all you have to do...
Kathie Lee Gifford's Twitter is The Giff That...
Frank and meatloaf hanging out… on Twitpic
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CBS Sunday Morning ran “Mother’s Day” segments on both Erma Bombeck AND Sandra Boynton, which leads me to believe that somebody over there knew that Midwestern moms & the gay men who share their tastes would need some kind of postpartum relief the morning after Betty White hosted SNL. Good call, guyz.
WatchLast night’s “Debbie Downer” sketch was cut after the SNL dress rehearsal to make room for more magic. Watch all the way through for the fleeing puppet bras and the spot-on description of cake by a young Debbie as a “carnival in your mouth.” Written by Paula Pell & Rachel Dratch, who are both the best. Wah-wah.
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Julie Klausner and "I Don't Care About Your Band":... →
In case you missed it
“Notably, she portrayed serial killer Aileen Wuornos in the TV movie Overkill:...”
– The “Jean Smart” entry on Wikipedia is, literally, FULL OF EASTER EGGS 