Here is me reacting in real time to the trailer for “Killers,” starring Katherine Heigl’s massive collection of trench coats and Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter feed.
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Caroline confided, with the casualness of somebody who wasn’t ashamed, that she doesn’t need Botox, because she shaves her “entire face and throat” in the shower every day. (She called her neck her “throat,” by the way, which was a little too “Sweeney Todd” for comfort, and a secret hat-tip to Nora Ephronizo’s upcoming book of humorous essays...
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People—esp. straight dudes—who rip into “Sex and the City 2” with the full throttle vitriol, teeth and fangs of somebody trying to take down an empire don’t realize they look like dusty old Connecticut tea-sippers ranting and raving about how stupid “The Flintstones” is. “SATC2” is the one feature-length cartoon somehow gayer than “The...
Well, Samantha’s ex, Smith, had a photo shoot there for this movie he did,...– Me explaining to Jack how the stars of “Gashtar” wound up in Abu Dhabi
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JW will never not be my idol.
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Or, “Hey, guys! It’s NOT FOR YOU.”
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Truth in Comedy! Also, in case you are wondering, I’m taking Holly.