“The front label of Mommyjuice features a drawing of a woman juggling a house, teddy bear and computer. The back label advises moms to “tuck your kids into bed, sit down and have a glass of Mommyjuice. Because you deserve it.” The wine is available in a white Chardonnay and a red mixed blend. The front label of “Mommy’s Time Out,” an Italian wine sold in red and white, shows an empty chair facing a corner. A wine bottle and glass sit on a table next to the chair.”—Wine for mommy sets off trademark fight | Reuters
“I saw Snoop Dogg eating cornbread on Larry King. I tell you, I like rap music a hell of a lot more than I like that damned hard rock. We have two kinds of cornbread in our store now, regular and jalapeno. Who is Snoop Dogg?”—
I’m flabbergasted, delighted, and dizzy with confusion (and hunger, honestly—I had a light lunch) after seeing myself on this list. Thank you Rolling Stone! Thank you Jann Wenner! Thank you mom/America!
This New Yorker article is to stupid as their Scientology piece was to crazy. Of the many insane, jaw-droppingly stupid quotes attributed to film producers featured in Tad Friend’s piece about women, film and comedy, this is my favorite:
“Both men and women can relate to Kevin James in ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop,’ who’s the little guy being shat upon.”
LOL, be right back u guyz! Too busy relating to Kevin James in PAUL BLART: MALL COP! —Every woman’s IM away message, ever