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"A Dating Book We Can Get Behind"
--Jezebel

"Lowbrow & Brilliant"
--New York Magazine

"[A] dating memoir that manages to avoid excessive self-deprecation, self-pity, or self-flagellation."
--The New Yorker

"This book is that throw your head back and laugh maniacally kind of funny, and it will leave you full of perspective, compassion, and charmed disgust."
--February Indie Next List

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Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here!
How Was Your Week: Episode 45“Many Parts of a Pine Tree” 
On this episode of How Was Your Week, the great FRANK DeCARO, author of THE DEAD CELEBRITY COOKBOOK,  joins Julie to discuss the time Paul Lynde made some racist remarks at  an Illinois Burger King; what, from his book, to serve to a  Latin-American gentleman you’re about to bed; and how to host a  memorable Golden Globes extravaganza.
Then, the delightful KATE BEATON, cartoonist and author of HARK, A VAGRANT,  is here to share her views about artistic depictions of diarrhea during  Medieval Times, who she’d like to be on “Downton Abbey,” and the  chauvinist behind “Beetle Bailey.”
Plus, the hazards of occasion-less cupcakes! A contest is announced! A  celebrity impression is done! Pomegranate seeds are found to be  delicious in things you would never think of putting them in! Canadians  are hilarious! And the return of Siggy Flicker, whose Twitter has got to  be some kind of art project.
Also! Check out the new How Was Your Week Tumblr! And there are still tickets available for the February 2nd HOW WAS YOUR WEEK LIVE at the Bell House, which will be sponsored by Pretzel Crisps! 
What a delicious show!

Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here!

How Was Your Week: Episode 45
“Many Parts of a Pine Tree”

On this episode of How Was Your Week, the great FRANK DeCARO, author of THE DEAD CELEBRITY COOKBOOK, joins Julie to discuss the time Paul Lynde made some racist remarks at an Illinois Burger King; what, from his book, to serve to a Latin-American gentleman you’re about to bed; and how to host a memorable Golden Globes extravaganza.

Then, the delightful KATE BEATON, cartoonist and author of HARK, A VAGRANT, is here to share her views about artistic depictions of diarrhea during Medieval Times, who she’d like to be on “Downton Abbey,” and the chauvinist behind “Beetle Bailey.”

Plus, the hazards of occasion-less cupcakes! A contest is announced! A celebrity impression is done! Pomegranate seeds are found to be delicious in things you would never think of putting them in! Canadians are hilarious! And the return of Siggy Flicker, whose Twitter has got to be some kind of art project.

Also! Check out the new How Was Your Week Tumblr! And there are still tickets available for the February 2nd HOW WAS YOUR WEEK LIVE at the Bell House, which will be sponsored by Pretzel Crisps

What a delicious show!