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"A Dating Book We Can Get Behind"
--Jezebel

"Lowbrow & Brilliant"
--New York Magazine

"[A] dating memoir that manages to avoid excessive self-deprecation, self-pity, or self-flagellation."
--The New Yorker

"This book is that throw your head back and laugh maniacally kind of funny, and it will leave you full of perspective, compassion, and charmed disgust."
--February Indie Next List

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How Was Your Week: Episode 47“What Someone’s Mom’s Idea of a Nightclub Is”
On this episode of How Was Your Week, comedian, actor, writer and  beautiful lady DAVID CROSS joins Julie to discuss the cancellation of  WORK IT, the burden of an entertainer’s self-awareness, and how he used  to give Julie his salad orders when she worked as his assistant a few  years ago.
Then, comedian, Rosie O’Donnell expert and viral videographer, ELIOT  GLAZER (Shit New Yorkers Say, It Gets Betterish) is here to share his  favorite “WTF” moments of Rosie’s occasionally bizarre career. Yes, her  variety show will be discussed, as will her Spanx-based standup, and  “Riding the Bus with My Sister.”
Plus, Julie, who’s under the weather, is still healthy enough to be  livid about those who were snubbed by this week’s Oscar’s nominations,  and discusses Tilda Swinton’s resemblance to a greyhound, whether  Michael Feinstein should be in a gritty TV drama, the whimsy of FRIENDS  episode titles of yore, Betty White’s bizarre birthday special, and the  horrors of one day having a male child who isn’t gay.
Also! The winner of the HWYW Live Poetry Contest is announced! The  gist of Rosie’s old school “Partridge Family” bit! The latest setback in  the Linda Lovelace movie! The watchability of Celebrity Wife Swap! And  how things that used to make David angry no longer do.
A barn-burner of a show!

Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here!

How Was Your Week: Episode 47
“What Someone’s Mom’s Idea of a Nightclub Is”

On this episode of How Was Your Week, comedian, actor, writer and beautiful lady DAVID CROSS joins Julie to discuss the cancellation of WORK IT, the burden of an entertainer’s self-awareness, and how he used to give Julie his salad orders when she worked as his assistant a few years ago.

Then, comedian, Rosie O’Donnell expert and viral videographer, ELIOT GLAZER (Shit New Yorkers Say, It Gets Betterish) is here to share his favorite “WTF” moments of Rosie’s occasionally bizarre career. Yes, her variety show will be discussed, as will her Spanx-based standup, and “Riding the Bus with My Sister.”

Plus, Julie, who’s under the weather, is still healthy enough to be livid about those who were snubbed by this week’s Oscar’s nominations, and discusses Tilda Swinton’s resemblance to a greyhound, whether Michael Feinstein should be in a gritty TV drama, the whimsy of FRIENDS episode titles of yore, Betty White’s bizarre birthday special, and the horrors of one day having a male child who isn’t gay.

Also! The winner of the HWYW Live Poetry Contest is announced! The gist of Rosie’s old school “Partridge Family” bit! The latest setback in the Linda Lovelace movie! The watchability of Celebrity Wife Swap! And how things that used to make David angry no longer do.

A barn-burner of a show!