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I wrote about my quest to pet Duke, the Bush’s Beans dog, for The Daily Beast. Warning: this piece does not have a happy ending.

I wrote about my quest to pet Duke, the Bush’s Beans dog, for The Daily Beast. Warning: this piece does not have a happy ending.

Aug 6, 12

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weedguy420boner: An Open Letter to Bush's Beans

wg420b:

Dear Bush Family and Associates,

First off, thank you for making good beans. I eat them a lot and serve them to friends and family.

Today I am writing you about an un-bean-related matter which you have the unique power to realize. I am talking, of course, about letting Julie Klausner pet Duke,…

An important plea from Twitter User WeedGuy420Boner.

Jul 22, 12