What Matters to Me: Alice Cooper

I wrote this about Alice Cooper and how much I love him.

Jul 1, 14

I have volunteered to weigh three seasons of  Arrested Development’s imperfect perfection against sixteen-and-counting seasons of South Park’s sloppy, anarchic brilliance. George Seurat next to Jackson Pollack. Ten minutes of meticulous, Sufjan Stevens–style orchestration against five hours of punk-rock improvising. A modern commedia dell’arte next to a really tight ASSSCAT.  
I wrote this impassioned essay about two great shows for Vulture’s #SitcomSmackdown. I hope you like the winner I picked.

I have volunteered to weigh three seasons of Arrested Development’s imperfect perfection against sixteen-and-counting seasons of South Park’s sloppy, anarchic brilliance. George Seurat next to Jackson Pollack. Ten minutes of meticulous, Sufjan Stevens–style orchestration against five hours of punk-rock improvising. A modern commedia dell’arte next to a really tight ASSSCAT. 

I wrote this impassioned essay about two great shows for Vulture’s #SitcomSmackdown. I hope you like the winner I picked.

Feb 27, 13

7 Embarrassing Moments I Will Never Forget

I wrote this for Jezebel!

Feb 15, 13

“ I’m sure I wasn’t the only one loudly moaning, “CHRIST, NO,” at my television when Faye Resnick’s Count von Count–as-painted-by–Willem de Kooning face darkened its HD corners. ”

Jan 22, 13

I wrote this. It’s basset-y.

I wrote this. It’s basset-y.

Jan 5, 13