Oh my dear lord.
In what I can only call a complete upset of whatever my expectations were originally, Theresa and Paul Kodama have submitted the first-ever photo of CHICKENS reading my book.
This development comes after last week’s podcast, during which I reversed my “no birds” policy in regards to photos of pets posing with my stuff. Despite detractors who believe, as I do, that birds are dinosaurs, I felt it was fair to give them a chance. I expected—-well, what did I expect? Parrots? Cockatiels? Canaries? A menagerie reminiscent of Heidi Fleiss’s flock? I am not sure. I guess I know that I did not expect chick-unns. But here they be!
Thank you, Theresa & Paul for making pet photo history with this indelible image. And for those of you who are curious, these hot hens are named Gloria, Henny Penny and Pot Pie. Welcome to the family, guys!
OMGGGGGG
Here is Raymond, who is described by his roommate, David Schlitt, as a “wonderful shelter pup who loves to dance.” I love the confidence in his first photo and the ribald, cheesecake nature of his second pose. THIS DOG!!!!
OMG, Robert O’Neill’s cat is named Precious and she likes my book. I can’t even with this news.
This dog’s name is Omar and he is mighty. He belongs to the roommate of Stephanie Rudig, and I salute him.
Another Tuxedo Cat! This gentleman is named Oliver, and he belongs to Amy. I like the cut of his jib, and if my hunch is correct, I imagine Oliver likes giblets.
