Jan 22, 13
"The culture shock of seeing the outfits these women wear and the heels they hobble around in and the extensions they maneuver around shoulders bonier than Dover Sole filets is taking me a beat to get used to. It’s the STYLE of these ladies that makes me feel like Sir Richard Attenborough narrating a nature film. “The perimenopausal Housewife shows her mate a shoulder in a bright asymmetrical top, in order to flaunt her litheness after her fertility has wavered.” WHO WEARS THIS SHIT? It looks so bad and costs so much!"
I’ll be recapping Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again for Vulture.
Nov 6, 12
It was a true and pure nightmare, and I could actually feel my skin become clammy and scaly at the mere visual suggestion of what it would be like to actually be in that awful room — especially once Ken took his much-hyped shower and it got all steamy?
My new RHOBH recap is here.
Jan 17, 12