Julie Klausner

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Ramona wore a black tight and a miniskirt from Jennie Garth’s later 90210 wardrobe, paired with her own Tru Faith jewelry and a bang as fluffy as the monkey fur on her black shearling. Carole wore a baseball jacket, high-top sneakers over skinny jeans, and noise-canceling headphones around her slender Slim Jim of a neck, as though she knew MCA would die within the year and was bodily preparing a chalice with which to hold his spirit, All of Me–style.

My new RHONYC recap is up.

Jul 3, 12

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So, Camille and Brandi stretched out their H.R. Giger–ian physiques and wondered aloud whether a pool boy would be around to rub lotions onto their already-shiny gizzards. And sure enough, a portly native being paid the minimum wage sprayed both women down with what I hope in my heart was a combination of cooking oil and sugar water. “Do my face,” Camille implored, and soon she was preening, mouth open, toward the spraying services of a Asiatic ectomorph who entreated her HD makeup-laden skin with a fine mist of SPF who cares.

My RHOBH recaps are back.

Jan 3, 12

Julie Klausner's Podcast

"One of the Best Comedy Podcasts"
—NYTimes, Rolling Stone, GQ

"Hilarious and Insightful"
—USA Today

"One of the comedians who could follow Conan on TBS"
—Huffington Post

"One of the few essential podcasts... It's personal comedy wrapped (in a way that is both apt and unlikely) inside the spirit of a variety show. Her literate sensibility and affection for showmanship are reminders of an era when 'nerd' connoted smart more than obsessive."

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