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Click here to read my final RHONYC recap of Season 5, which DOES contain some talk of the Jill Zarin WWHL. They used my pullquote from last week to promote the thing! (Thanx Eliot!)

Click here to read my final RHONYC recap of Season 5, which DOES contain some talk of the Jill Zarin WWHL. They used my pullquote from last week to promote the thing! (Thanx Eliot!)

Oct 16, 12

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“ Heather “Mandy Patinkin — Holla!!!” Thomson ”

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RHONYC Recap: Return of the George — Vulture (via allnightdiner)

Second to last RHONYC recap!

(via allnightdiner)

Sep 25, 12

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When Ramonja finally made it to Definitions.biz or wherever one goes to find synonyms these days, they took offense at the suggestion that, based on Aviva’s suggestion, they were poor, uneducated hillbillies. “What are we, the mother from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?” they asked the air with what was intended to be hypothetical panache. And the air answered, “No — the mom from Honey Boo Boo wouldn’t embarrass her daughters like you guys have this season alone.”

When Ramonja finally made it to Definitions.biz or wherever one goes to find synonyms these days, they took offense at the suggestion that, based on Aviva’s suggestion, they were poor, uneducated hillbillies. “What are we, the mother from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?” they asked the air with what was intended to be hypothetical panache. And the air answered, “No — the mom from Honey Boo Boo wouldn’t embarrass her daughters like you guys have this season alone.”

Sep 12, 12

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Whatever Russ is, he speaks the language of “Cool Carole,” something I’m convinced is conspiring to permanently change the meaning of that very word. “I just went through a red light,” he said at one point. “How cool is that?” And Carole asked about groupies and Russ didn’t have the heart to tell her that all of Aerosmith’s groupies have been long dead. My new recap of RHONYC is here.

Whatever Russ is, he speaks the language of “Cool Carole,” something I’m convinced is conspiring to permanently change the meaning of that very word. “I just went through a red light,” he said at one point. “How cool is that?” And Carole asked about groupies and Russ didn’t have the heart to tell her that all of Aerosmith’s groupies have been long dead.

My new recap of RHONYC is here.

Jun 12, 12