Click here to read my final RHONYC recap of Season 5, which DOES contain some talk of the Jill Zarin WWHL. They used my pullquote from last week to promote the thing! (Thanx Eliot!)

Click here to read my final RHONYC recap of Season 5, which DOES contain some talk of the Jill Zarin WWHL. They used my pullquote from last week to promote the thing! (Thanx Eliot!)

Oct 16, 12

“ Heather “Mandy Patinkin — Holla!!!” Thomson ”

Sep 25, 12


When Ramonja finally made it to Definitions.biz or wherever one goes to find synonyms these days, they took offense at the suggestion that, based on Aviva’s suggestion, they were poor, uneducated hillbillies. “What are we, the mother from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?” they asked the air with what was intended to be hypothetical panache. And the air answered, “No — the mom from Honey Boo Boo wouldn’t embarrass her daughters like you guys have this season alone.”

When Ramonja finally made it to Definitions.biz or wherever one goes to find synonyms these days, they took offense at the suggestion that, based on Aviva’s suggestion, they were poor, uneducated hillbillies. “What are we, the mother from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?” they asked the air with what was intended to be hypothetical panache. And the air answered, “No — the mom from Honey Boo Boo wouldn’t embarrass her daughters like you guys have this season alone.”

Sep 12, 12

“It wasn’t about me or my charity! It was about the children! Who are MISSING! LEGS!”
New RHONYC recap is up.

“It wasn’t about me or my charity! It was about the children! Who are MISSING! LEGS!”

New RHONYC recap is up.

Aug 21, 12


And because this show is now a British farce, Ramona overheard Heather’s grievances and flipped whatever was left of her corroded lid. “YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK AGAIN!” she squawked like a live macaw being lowered into boiling oil, then flew away after lobbing her grenade, as is Ramona’s Way.

My new RHONYC recap is up.

And because this show is now a British farce, Ramona overheard Heather’s grievances and flipped whatever was left of her corroded lid. “YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK AGAIN!” she squawked like a live macaw being lowered into boiling oil, then flew away after lobbing her grenade, as is Ramona’s Way.

My new RHONYC recap is up.

Aug 14, 12