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Heather and her put-upon straight person arrived at Sonja’s to find Ramona there, wearing a shiny purple shirt and a look of pure disdain, as if she were Prince just then discovering that not all people view the world as very sexy. New RHONYC recap is up.

Heather and her put-upon straight person arrived at Sonja’s to find Ramona there, wearing a shiny purple shirt and a look of pure disdain, as if she were Prince just then discovering that not all people view the world as very sexy.

New RHONYC recap is up.

Aug 7, 12

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Then came a mercifully brief cutaway to a “date night” scene between Heather and her always-nervous-seeming husband, Mr. Schindler. They talked about date night and how they deserve it and how things are always just so crazy and how nice it is to just have date night, just the two of them. The whole thing was horrible. It was basically like Faces of Death with caviar. I hated every second of that scene. It made me want to march against heterosexual marriage. My new RHONYC recap is up.

Then came a mercifully brief cutaway to a “date night” scene between Heather and her always-nervous-seeming husband, Mr. Schindler. They talked about date night and how they deserve it and how things are always just so crazy and how nice it is to just have date night, just the two of them. The whole thing was horrible. It was basically like Faces of Death with caviar. I hated every second of that scene. It made me want to march against heterosexual marriage.

My new RHONYC recap is up.

Jul 31, 12

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So busy was Ramona clawing away the cobwebs of what she expected to bother her that night — some weirdo asking you to wear a blindfold; Heather wearing a dress made out of the skins of at least seven Smurfs — that she neglected to let the giant insect that landed on her shoulder lay eggs in her ear. Until later, when Aviva split apart her own moral compass in order to fashion a shiv out of its directional needle. My latest RHONYC recap is up.

So busy was Ramona clawing away the cobwebs of what she expected to bother her that night — some weirdo asking you to wear a blindfold; Heather wearing a dress made out of the skins of at least seven Smurfs — that she neglected to let the giant insect that landed on her shoulder lay eggs in her ear. Until later, when Aviva split apart her own moral compass in order to fashion a shiv out of its directional needle.

My latest RHONYC recap is up.

Jul 24, 12

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But I’m not capable of imagining what my brain would feel like if I actually were Ramona. It might be like a Throbbing Gristle show in there, broken up by airhorns and blasts from whatever the mental equivalent is of a firehose. My new RHONYC recap is up.

But I’m not capable of imagining what my brain would feel like if I actually were Ramona. It might be like a Throbbing Gristle show in there, broken up by airhorns and blasts from whatever the mental equivalent is of a firehose.

My new RHONYC recap is up.

Jul 17, 12

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Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here! How Was Your Week: Episode 70“Do You Shred?: Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison” Happy Belated Independence Day! The new How Was Your Week is blazing with freedom, fireworks and perfectly-cooked weiners.  First off, we’re delighted to host the third Real Housewife of New York City on the show and the first Princess! CAROLE RADZIWILL is here to discuss what it was like meeting her late husband’s aunt, Jackie O, for the first time, how she ended up as a Real Housewife, and why the term “open relationship” doesn’t apply to her and Russ from Aerosmith. And then, KEVIN ALLISON is here to talk about his evolution from sketch performer with The State to storyteller, shares a disturbing story from his Cincinnati kindergarten days, reveals his Sun-In addiction, and tells us in detail about the time he almost prostituted himself. Also, Julie has a story about going to a male strip club with Katie Notopoulos, how things tend to generally be all about the people who say them out loud, The God Particle and the Period Rock, and the tale of a sexy Cat Ophthalmologist with legs for days. A show that will make you swell with patriotism and rock back and forth with general delight!

Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here!

How Was Your Week: Episode 70
“Do You Shred?: Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison”

Happy Belated Independence Day! The new How Was Your Week is blazing with freedom, fireworks and perfectly-cooked weiners. 

First off, we’re delighted to host the third Real Housewife of New York City on the show and the first Princess! CAROLE RADZIWILL is here to discuss what it was like meeting her late husband’s aunt, Jackie O, for the first time, how she ended up as a Real Housewife, and why the term “open relationship” doesn’t apply to her and Russ from Aerosmith.

And then, KEVIN ALLISON is here to talk about his evolution from sketch performer with The State to storyteller, shares a disturbing story from his Cincinnati kindergarten days, reveals his Sun-In addiction, and tells us in detail about the time he almost prostituted himself.

Also, Julie has a story about going to a male strip club with Katie Notopoulos, how things tend to generally be all about the people who say them out loud, The God Particle and the Period Rock, and the tale of a sexy Cat Ophthalmologist with legs for days.

A show that will make you swell with patriotism and rock back and forth with general delight!

Jul 6, 12